Hot Fuzz

Ps. It is rumoured that they can't recognise a REAL PUSSY when they see one had to pop in a pet shop and take a picture of one !!

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Discrepency Re Shitron Team

HOT FUZZ Further to a posting from Shitron Team earlier this evening I would like it to be known that the Senator Patrol car tugged the Cream pearl Bugatti Veyron at exactly midday today when around an hour later they found an inflatable model in a showroom withoutout an engine and claiming it to be Genuine. Yeah right lads !!

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Heading for the hills!

The Italian Job????

Couldn't find any gold but did find a digger possibly used to send Beckermann's Lamborghini over the edge.  Had a look, Couldn't see it but it was a bloody long way down.  Hope the mafia man (couldnt find a pic on google) didnt see us as we are technically a living witness....................

Uncle Chris and Fred Weasley

I think george was stuck in trafic, dont know how they paid £250 for a Flying Ford Anglia but i think the organisers need to have a quiet word in the interest of fair play.

The Rozzers!

Nice Though, didnt ask us for documents or anything

Bugatti Veyron

Our task was to find a supercar and all we could find was this Bugatti Veyron, I hope this qualifies otherwise we will be most upset seeing as we were dicked over yeasterday on several bad decisions by the judges. PS we were the first to find it apparently, in fairness our partner team Hot Fuzz did concede this... Well done guys!!!

 

 

Shitroen WRC - the story so far

So.. Update on the Car, Clutch was poor yesterday and has now been upgarded to offically slipping, The Alps has really taken its toll.  We thought the handbrake was sticking on so didnt use it and found that actually the front brakes were sticking on.  Water keeps pissing out of the bottom a gallon at a time and my father insists its the Air Con although on this trip i have found he is not always correct on many , many, many things.  The car seems to want to blow itself up due to it running very hot indeed and since this morning we have had to push start the car because the starter motor has died a very noble death.

 

Bon Chance!

Bank Burners: Slumming it in Val d'Isere

Quick stop in the resort for a driver swap and photo opportunity!!

Banker Burners: The Hard Way

Final pass of the Day. Out of the three possible routes we thought we would take the hard route, such is our confidence in our bargain Rover. Slightly smoking brakes, but we're through!!

On to Sauze d'Oulx for a well earned beer.

Bank Burners: Those Pesky kids....

It's no Mystery, scoobies team blew a hose in big style on the second pass of the day.

Bank Burners: Italian Border

Time to let our brakes cool down. Italy is behind us. Lovely Coffees. A group of Nuns took a shine to the furry Zebra car. And some oaps made friends with Hector.

Bank Burners: Snowball fight on the pass.

From 30• plus temperatures to ice capped mountains we couldn't resist a snowball fight!!

Not sure if it's the rally that's wacky or us!!

Hot fuzz

Hot fuzz have been tugged by the local fuzz.
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Is that where we're going?

St Bernard Pass

Made it this far even with Petra driving!

Coffee stop in Les Diablerets for the cabbages

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HOT FUZZ. This is the ultimate the Fuzzers have just pulled this £1 000 000 super car Bugatti Veyron over in the Alps and guess what the owner can't afford the fine so sorry we are running a little bit behind with todays tasks but we are justawaiting one of our colleagues to recover it and take to our compound !! Beat that Shitron !

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Who's that?

What's that on his head?

Some emergency welding for the limo and then the iron lady boys are tackling the alps

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Day 1 scores

Here are the scores after day 1. Congratulations to GLAMorgan Rockers for grabbing the day 1 prize for most points.

Position	Team Name	Day1
1	GLAMorgan ROCKERS	1500
2	Sandy Gerbils	1480
3	The Iron Lady-boys	1450
4	international rescue	1440
4	Shitty Shitty Bang Bang	1440
5	Scooby Don'ts	1360
6	Freaky Frew Five	1310
7	Pacca Maccas	1270
8	Mario Brothers	1240
9	Team Mayfield	1230
10	The Vuvuzela's	1200
11	Smell my Cheese	1180
12	Surf 1	1160
13	Cabbage Racing	1150
13	dishonorable discharge	1150
14	Shitron WRC	1140
15	Cod Squad 2	1130
16	Brookland Brothers	1080
17	Surf's Up	1070
18	Bank Burners	1040
19	HotFuzz	1030
20	Superstar DJs	1020
21	Cabbage Racing 3	990
22	The Tool Doctors	960
23	Cabbage Racing 2	940
24	Bluesky and Hutch	930
25	Save Our Squirrels	920
26	Team Mayfield 2	900
27	Team Tigger	870
27	Was That a Duck?	870
28	Shirtys	820
29	The Rod Fathers	770
30	Hector and the homos	700
31	Team Gash	690
32	The Pocket Rocket	580
33	Team Mayfield 16	530
33	Thunderbanger 4	530
34	Barca or Bust	480
35	Texas Tarts	400
36	Team Mayfield 69	250
	A-Team	0
	Crazy Taxi	0
	Front Line Crew	0
	jolly roger	0
	Nick&Tom	0
	Norfolk and Good	0
	Plonkers on Patrol	0
	Smells like Team Spirit	0
	Somalian Pirate Cheese Nightma	0
	Team Andrew	0
	Team Charlie	0
	Team Chiswick	0
	Team Deliverance	0
	Team Ian	0
	Team Josh	0
	Team Mayfield 3	0
	The Dangerous Danes	0
	The Dignitaries	0
	The Putter Nutters	0
	The salty sea dogs	0
	Wallace & Gromit	0
	We're in Barney Rubble	0
	Wyld Stallions	0

Looking forward to seeing your pictures of day 2. Bring on the mountains!

Email your photos to: wackyrally.barcelona@blogger.com

-Jezz, Wacky Crew